i just got arrested for being too ugly
can someone come bail me out
on my way!
can someone come bail me out
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
someone gave me the context behind that infamous “is this a pigeon?” meme but this isnt helping
So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and
